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me wanna be in Divac's fan club as i adore him!!! he the greatest! got almost all his cards, used top watch him play back in Serbia(for Parizan). he a legend. but want picks of him on netscape... can u hlp??? rsvp asap, ok??? stay wit da man..

okokotov@socs.uts.EDU.AU


Yo, I live in San Diego CA, and I love the lakers. I go to as many home games as I can. Vlade Divac is a great player. Well that's partially true. I love when he loses the ball, or falls down. But on a more serious side I think his best moves come when he runs, and you know that Van Exelent always rewards him with a sweet pass and Vlade dunks it. I'd love to join the Vlade fan club. John Kurdziel.

CAsky@aol.com


A dream come true, a vlade fan club. there should be a list of his most famous quotes, including when he was interviewed in his rookie year and , when asked about his family, he responded, "yes, my family very big, my mother very big."

clifbrtn@cats.ucsc.edu


I totally agree with you HAIL KING VLADE another of these basketball legends is MOSES MALONE & MANUTE BOL any info on these legends could you send to me on POWELN4H@stmichaels.vic.edu.au Thanx Nick P.S. could you tell me if the other 2 are still playing and who for.

POWELN4H@stmichaels.vic.edu.au


I am russian, I came from russia one year ago, I am a huge fan of you. Last year I think it was unfair that you didn't win MVP. The thing I would like most is if you can please send me your autograph. My address is 3811 Appian Way, Glenview IL. 60025. My phone number is 827-8608. That is a suburb of Chicago. I'll be rooting for you when the Lakers come to town.

averbu-d@sp.ncook.k12.il.us


Hey Did you see the game between the Lakers vs Portland on the 21st of October? King Vlade himself tried hard ending up with 15 pts and 9 rebounds but the Lakers ended up losing by 1pt 110-109. Were all proud of Vlades efforts.

POWELN4H@REDAN.stmichaels.vic.edu.au


Vlade is the man! Everyone knows Vlade rules. My favorite thing about Vlade is when he goes strong to the hole and just sticks his knee into someone's chest and they both tumble to the floor. Then, His Royal Majesty gets up with a "who me?" look on his face and runs away!

aJoe2fo@aol.com


Get a life.. He is only a man.. A very large man.. However, merely a mortal.. Now Spud Web..there's a player for ya.

JVPQ08F@prodigy.com


Are My eyes deceiving me? Did somebody call King Vlade "only a man" and a "mortal/" How DARE YOU utter such blasphemy?!! Repent, until it is too late, Lord(Divac) save thy poor soul. Repent! ranko2@sas.upenn.edu
Vlade is the man, because heīs a LAKER notendanafn@skyrr.is
I was born in Yugoslavia and I watched Vlade since he stated playing basketball. There is only one thing I can say about Vlade: VLADE IS THE BEST! I do not really know a basketball player who has more touch and talent than Vlade. Like I said Vlade is the best basketball player in the world and nobody can even step close to him! Bringing the gold medal back where it belongs(Yugoslavia of course) really made my life better. GREAT JOB VLADE. VLADE MI TE VOLIMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! surdilot@www.mcm.acu.edu
Hey, what's up, fellow (or female) Laker fan! I think that it's high time Vlade got some props, even though I don't think he's lived up to his expectations yet. Do you think Vlade has a shot at any postseason awards this year, like the MVP (snicker snicker) All jokes aside, Vlade is the man, and I hope he and the Lakers have a fabulous season. As for your fan club, I'd love to become a member of it. After the L.A. press gets ahold of Vlade, he'll need all the friends and fans he can get! bgreen@rohan.sdsu.edu
Hello Vlade;Would you like to play in Valvi Girona?;it s one of the better teams of Europe.My name is Luis Figo. grnfirab@grn.es
Vlade is a fresh white dude. I think he is cool. I wish he were my dad and then he would teach me to shave. MMMMMMMMMMM Vlade. I bet Vlade gets all the Laker girls. Go Vlade go. ???@pps.k12.or.us
Dear 'pbutler', I am a student in Sheffield(England), and have only just started using the internet. I am a big Lakers fan, and proudly wear by purple and gold Divac jersey( you have no idea how difficult it was to get hold of). Could you send me more details of the fan club, and any other Lakers addresses. many thanks, Dan Stinton MDA95DBS@sheffield.ac.uk
Three days ago I was playing poker at the Hollywood Park Casino in Inglewood. Sitting next to me is none other than ex child TV star (turned gang member crack-head) Todd Bridges. Between hands the conversation turns to basketball. He claims the reason the Lakers can't win the championship is because of Divac. I call him a moron and he asks me to "step outside". I get up and he grabs me by the shirt. Of course I take him down. During interrogation in a back room, the security guys ask what I was fighting for. I tell them the story of Divac and the bust out laughing. Needless to say, I was kicked out. So, my loyalty could eventually cost me my life. Furthermore, I had a license plate that read "Vlade 12" and my girlfriend's read "12 Divac". We went to a game and took some photos with Vlade and the plates. My girlfriend, who is Croatian, talked to Vlade in his native tongue - and said he was a great guy. Would it be possible to download a GIF of Kathy, Divac and I with the plates? Finally, (sure, I'm rambling) we had some friends over from Belgrade just a couple of weeks ago. I game them one of our plates to take back home. The guy is now the most popular guy in all of Serbia. Keep up the good work and let me know regarding the GIF. Cheers, S. Thor Tandberg 76641.1417@compuserve.com
You are a complete moron--there's absolutely no way than a mediocre, sub-par center like Divac could possibly make the All-Star team. Give me a pure pivotman, an Olajuwon or a Motumbo or even a Chris Dudley, rather than a soft, pussy offense-only center who couldn't guard a closed door with a rifle. Once, Vlade wandered into the offensive paint--the Lakers asked him for ID. Not only is he horrible, but this is accentuated by the fact that he plays in the same Forum that once featured Hall-Of-Fame centers Wilt Chamberlain and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. It's wrong for me to even mention Vlade in the same sentence as these two immortals. But when I said Vlade was better than Robinson, I meant it--he's better than Darnell Robinson, the Arkansas center who average 5 points and three boards a game. clark@jake.udayton.edu
Here are some facts and stats for you "Clark." In his rookie year Divac led the Lakers in blocked shots despite playing only 19.6 minutes per game. In 1994-95 season he ranked 7th in the NBA in blocked shots. He was the first Laker since Abdul-Jabbar in 1984-85 (to commit the "sin" of mentioning the two in the same sentence) to average more than 2 blocks per game. He also had the games in which he blocked as many as 8 shots. So much for a "pussy offense-only center who couldn't guard a closed door with a rifle." As for the offense and his overall game, let me just note that he was ranked 5th in the NBA in field goal percentage in his rookie year, led all centers in assists in more than one season, and ranked 11th in the number of rebounds for the 1994-95 season. If you whish to learn more visit "Get the low-down on Vlade" on the site you were so kind to leave your "analysis" of Divac on. You might find it informative, "Clark." ranko2@sas.upenn.edu
Vlade sucks! I love him too, but the coach should bench him until he gets in shape! He is just hurting the team right now! GO LAKERS! techcenter@ccusd.k12.ca.us
HI! I am actually from l.a. but am here in hk on an exchange program, I think Vlade is the greatest! I want to sign up for the Vlade Divac fan club! Thanks! Dave p.s. my email is bm_cdn@stu.ust.hk bm_cdn@stu.ust.hk
Vlade! Be strong, go to the basket with authority!!! If you're playing good, the Lakers will win it all. Good Luck. Gian Kusno Pattimura@msn.com
Hiya there, I am interested in joining the Vlade Divac fan club! It all started while playing NBA Live 95, I used Vlade's head to score, and then he dunked on our own teams ring.. I knew then that he was a legend. I turned the tv on to watch one of the few basketball shows we get in Australia to see Vlade Divac in profile, and then I discovered that I had a 1992 Hoops Vlade Divac card. So as you can see Vlade is the man in my books and I really want to join the club (I've even drafted him onto my fantasy team now). David Jonavicius dpj@olis.mtx.net.au
Dear Mr. Clark, Oh ye of little roundball intelligence. Are you as blind as one of those new replacement refs? I think we all know that Vlade Divac couldn't carry David Robinson's dirty game towels, let alone his massive game. Divac was about as good as he was gonna get when Magic was pumping him the pill in his last year, and I think we all know that. My last letter to you was toned with a twinge of sarcasm, trying to make you feel the least bit special because you (or someone you know) had started a Vlade page. It's all good though- I can see that you are an astute NBA fan, except that you can't see the difference between light humor and hard cold NBA facts. What are you gonna tell me next- that Yinka Dare's gonna beat Stackhouse for Rookie of the Year? bgreen@rohan.sdsu.edu
Vlade is my starting fantasy b-ball team Center. Let us all unite and chant mantras for Vlade. Please send me his weekly stats and inform me instantly if you learn that he is suspected to be injured. -ilan charro ijchorow@students.wisc.edu
Please let me join the Vlade Fan Club!! HAIL Vlade, center in the best basketball team in the world! miked@mail.aqua.net
hi, Vlado..........pozdrav iz Ljubljane nikitovic@vnet.ibm.com
Dear Vlade fan-club member, Has our great warrior Vlade seen the best of his career?! The way he walks up the court, you'd think he was Yoda. Jason P.S. I like Vlade, I just wish he would start playing like he meant it. jsisenbe@INDYVAX.IUPUI.EDU
Vlade is the greatest player to ever step on a court. You have to give the man, or should I say god, credit for playing with a beard. You know that beard has to slow him down. My theory is that he wears the beard to bring his skill level back down the level of mere mortals. Otherwise he would dominate more than he already does. My soloution? Meet me halfway-- try going with the mutton chop side burns. Then it would be nada problemo Vlade. Vlade, babe, keep throwing that weak shit that pussies like Pippen and Jordan try to throw up in your house. Remember it's your house and you are THE F*CKING MAN!!!!! gstewart@falcon.cc.ukans.edu
This is way cool. Vlade Divac is the sh*t. How do I join a kick ass fan club like this. I have posters of Vlade up all over my apartment. The chicks love him. When I bring a girl home and she sees the Vlade Hall of Fame I know I'm going to get some Tang. He's a babe magnet I tell you. If I could tell women that I am a member of the Vlade Fanclub it would be a booty-call every night. Vlade knows what's up. I just know that Vlade is getting pussy all the f*cking time. I'm trying to grow a smooth-ass beard like his so that I can be the Mac-Daddy like Vlade. Chris, the Psychic atkins@falcon.cc.ukans.edu
Vlade is more powerful than a Shaq-attack, able to leap Shawn Bradley in a single bound, faster than Muggsy Bogues running to the toilet after he ate some very bad chili. Yes, Vlade is Superman. He is the man. Don't let them bring the weak sh*t in Vlade-send it back where it came from. Lowell (Vlade's biggest fan) lowell@falcon.cc.ukans.edu
My friend has massive Vlade Divac look-alike potential. Straight after he shaves I often tell he needs to shave and my mother thinks he shaves more than twice a day. I often fantasise that I'm playing with the legend himself and I often try to get this guy to wear a Laker jersey when we play. He is just as clumsy as Vlade and seems to often pull of those "one in a million" Vlade Divac style miracle shots. I love King Vladeee nobody@acs.itd.uts.EDU.AU
Hello my name is Robert L. Jordan. I would like to join your fan club as I am a diehard L.A. Lakers fan, and I think he is the best center in the NBA. rajordan@polarnet.com
Hey, dude, I wanna join this really cool club!!! I saw Vlade at LAX (the airport) near the luggage carrousel and I thought he was awesome. Please sign me up!! vincie@blaze.cs.jhu.edu
Divac single-handedly beat the Miami heat with 19 pts 17 rbds and 3 assists and he did this all without getting one call from Dan "I hate Serbs" Crawford. I remember when Divac was drafted and had an interpreter. Later, I read that Divac planned to marry that same interpreter. She was very, very pretty. I don't think anyone should feel sorry for Vlade when he falls down trying to grab a rebound and then looks at the ref w/ those puppy-dog eyes b/c he seems to have married very well and he makes a lot of money. I think Sabonis should have a better looking wife than Divac. Does he? He used to eat Divac for lunch in those Euro leagues before Divac showed McHale a move or 2 in the McDonald's classic. That boosted Divac's confidence significantly. But, he shouldn't have felt too badly b/c Sabonis totally ate David Robinson for lunch in the '88 Olympics. It was sad, Sabonis ate the Admiral like a mini-submarine Blimpie sandwich! Where's the Sabonis shrine, people? Divac is good and all, but he plays like a 6'8" tweener too much. He's gotta accept that fact that Magic's not around to set him up for lay-ups any more. -tim tgibbons@nitrogen.helios.nd.edu
Vlade is the strongest man in the world. He gets his power from sex with the Laker Girls. Women have been known to pay a thousand dollars so that they can sit in the front row and get felt-out by Vlade on one of his trips down court. In the Laker's traditions established by Wilt Chamberlain and Magic Johnson, Vlade must do at least as many chicks every night as he grabbed rebounds. Last game he had 17 boards. He must be really tired right now. Maybe Nick can help him out a bit, since he only had two. If I had a girlfriend, I would lie to her and tell her that I'm Vlade Divac. She would only expect the greatest sex of her entire life and could play the part easily by growing a beard and smoking two packs of cigarettes a day. Vlade has had more than half the chicks in L.A., so I think he should be traded to New York Knicks. That should keep him busy for another 3 or 4 seasons. fletch1@uclink4.berkeley.edu
Vlade and the Lakers to the Playoffs! Kick some royal butt. I am the very best person who ever walked this earth. I know Vlade as one of the best players in the NBA. He rarely loses his temper and Plays with the charachteristic fire of most NBA players. He represents both the US and his home country proudly. WAmmon@aol.com
Sign me up, man. There can be no cooler club on the face of the earth than the Divac Fan Club. If he doesn't start for the West in the All Star game, I think we should hold an official fan club protest. Great idea with the club -- how 'bout a newsletter! mailid@nd.edu
Just a BIG Laker fan from the Springs who loves Vlade...please let me in the fan club Dave Myers dkmyers@zonev.uccs.edu
Ja bih zeleo da se uclanim u klub. Molim vas posaljite mi sve sto treba. Marko Majkic Vancouer mmajkic@direct.ca
I think that Vlade should go to the NBA finals and I can't think of anyone who could ever deserve it more. He is hardworking, and is I'm sure just an all-around great guy. I hope to see him as the league MVP, but no award could give him full credit for his accomplishments. I think that he is a force to be reckoned with in the NBA and should be recognized that way. WAmmon@aol.com
Dear PButler... Please include me in the Vlade fan club. I've been a huge Laker fan ever since I was a kid, and I think that Vlade is one hell of a player. In my fantasy basketball league I basically eliminated any chance I had of winning by trading all of my good players to acquire Vlade and Eddie Jones. Having a Vlade home page is an outstanding idea. Go Lakers!! Sincerely, Jason Dalton jdalton@ups.edu
I think a great idea for a gift would be the Vlade Divac beard and mustache trimmer. Another would be "Vlade's Greatest Hits". It wouldn't have anything to do with singing, it would just be a video of all of Vlade's classic tumbles on the court. I think the real reason he falls is because he's checking out L.A. women in the stands during the game. I mean, he's so far superior to the average NBA player that just focussing on the game must get boring. And we all know what a ladies man he is. Vlade's body in in demand! On second thought, a Divac Christams CD with Vlade singing everyone's favorite Christmas carols in English and Serbian would be really cool. Go Vlade -- we love you! Gregory.D.Barlin.1@nd.edu
Vlade Divac is the best center since Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. kblalak@coast.fortbragg.k12.ca.us
Has anyone purchased the newest version of NBA Jam for the Jaguar? Vlade is a veritable force of nature. Much like a tsunami, Vlade dominates everyone and anyone who gets in his path. I had it in a mode where I could pick up icons like "super-dunks" and I started dunking on Kemp and Pippen from 3 quarter lenghts of the court! Plus, Vlade was cashing threes. I think Vlade's super-performances derive from the fact that there are no refs in the game to discriminate against him and prevent him from the 80 point scoring bursts that he is capable of having every game. Of course, the programmers realize that, in a game with no refs, Vlade reigns supreme. I think at the end of the game, when Vlade is victorious, he should be given a giant magical axe. He should use this axe to castrate the team that lost to him. Then, he should put on a big Merlin hat and sing the Serb national anthem while all the other players in the nba bow down to him. At the end of the anthem, the "tribal rhythms" theme song should be played, and Vlade should have giant mug o beer in hand while scantily clad women dance around a giant basketball on fire!! -tim tgibbons@nitrogen.helios.nd.edu
Who the hell is Magic going to bench when he comes back!!?? enos@giant.bnc.com.au
Nadam se da ce ti biti mnogo lakse sada kada Magic igra. Puno pozdrava sa Malte od Milice i Nemanje. nnikolic@mail.keyworld.mt
I want to join the Vlade Divac fan club. Heīs the best center in the entire european history.Almost th best player in europe, after Kukoc. He together with Danilovic were unstoppable in the European Championships in Greece. Too bad the old Yoguslavian team didnt get a chance to play the Dream Team.Divac,Radja,Kukoc,Danilovic and Djordjevic would have kicked their a*s. P.S No one can forget Danilovicīs slam jam dunk over Sabonis in the european final against Lithuania Ninus and Mirko ninus..jidah@mailbox.swipnet.se
What's up Vlade! Getting ready to wax the Bulls tonight. I don't think Michael's ready for Magic's and your triple doubles tonight. There's no doubt you guys will make a stong run for ther title with you two playing together. Maybe you can get revenge on the Bulls from 1991 with a win in 1996. Well gotta run to catch the game see ya! P.S. Say high to the Magic man for me. johnale@ecst.csuchico.edu
Pat. this is JR. I'm begging you to let me into the club. I've got 5 basketball cards of him. vlade@ix.netcom.com
I would like to order a Vlade Divac t-shirt. I would need the giggest size that you have and a vay of payment. Thanks. Divac za precednika !!! Divcu Majstore !!! Divac MVP !!! I want to join the club!!! Maby I did already? Marko mmajkic@direct.ca
I'm intrested in joining the fan club you have listed you can send information to my home adress listed below thank you Beth Gromov 4353 27th. ave.so Mpls Mn.55406 AMARGL@wavefront.com
Vlade je najbolji! 20 POINTS 11 BOARDS !!! Vlade is back !!! Dragi Vlade, Stvarno si me obradovao juce! Imao si jos jednu super utakmicu i igrao si onako kako te znam! Stvarno neznam sta vam se desilo protiv bulsa ali sam siguran da niste izgubili nadu i da idete punom snagom dalje! Bas je super da se magic vratio. Trebao bi trener da pusti tebe i njega malo duze na parket a da izvadi campbela. Ajde onda puno srece i sve najbolje u ovoj sezoni. Ako udjete u finalne utakmice sigurno letim za LA da te gledam!!!! Tvoj najveci fan Tiho!!! surdilot@cs1.mcm.acu.edu
Vlade Divac has proven once again that he is a man amongst boys as far as the NBA is concerned. I spoke with two women that Vlade had sex with last night and one said, "It was the greatest pleasure that a woman can experience....I've dated Karl Malone, Barkley, Hakeem...Vlade is the only one who knows what a woman needs." Magic may be back in a Laker's uniform, but the only real johnson on the team rests right in between Vlade's legs. Only a man that has balls the size of churchbells would dunk over Mutombo and Mourning in the same season, and block the shit out of a Scottie Pippen dunk! All hail the man!.............-Fletch fletch1@uclink4.berkeley.edu
I thought I was the only NBA fan who cheered for the Serbian wonder. Although I'm quite disappointed with his season so far, I still want to join "the club." Adam Jacobs jacobs@madison.k12.wi.us